things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline


omg the little wiggle 





Oregon’s Monster Mushroom is World’s Biggest Living Thing

The largest living organism ever found has been discovered in an ancient American forest.

The Armillaria ostoyae, popularly known as the honey mushroom, started from a single spore too small to see without a microscope. It has been spreading its black shoestring filaments, called rhizomorphs, through the forest for an estimated 2,400 years, killing trees as it grows. It now covers 2,200 acres (880 hectares) of the Malheur National Forest, in eastern Oregon.

The outline of the giant fungus stretches 3.5 miles (5.6 kilometres) across, and it extends an average of three feet (one metre) into the ground. It covers an area as big as 1,665 football fields.


nonononononono I am scared of mushrooms

Oregon, why did you create this


Wanna live in it


He went


Kyles bringing me and his mom to see Matilda on Broadway in 2 weeks. I’m thinking he’s my soup snake.

03.08  ;;  2 N

This is not my weekend. So pissed off. I am literally Rodney dangerfield. I got no respect at all.


the entrance to my new home. 


I told Kyle I wanted a banana split for breakfast so he’s at the store now in his pajamas getting me Ice cream. Were watching the divine documentary.


I told Kyle that I liked that he was sexist because that meant I didn’t have to do a lot of things like open doors, lift anything, etc. and he got annoyed and now I feel like he’s never going to tell me he loves me. I messed up and I’m sad today. I also got yelled at at work for writing how much I hate work on Facebook. Also I was told that I will only be getting 3 hours a week soon. So I told my boss I will be quitting soon.